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The Outlaws are an Equal Opportunity group, and do not discriminate against members or applicants on the basis of race, color, religion, ancestry, national origin, age, gender, marital status, pregnancy, disability, or toothpaste preference.
We do however have discriminating tastes when it comes to music, bottled water, and electrical conduit. NOTE: The opinions expressed here are not necessarily those held by all of the Outlaws.
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Hopefully any problems will be taken care of by our in-house protection squad. Our enforcers are highly trained martial arts experts. They are really good--it frightens me just to look at them (they are pictured at left). However, the order of Outlaws does not end with previous residents of Norris Residence Hall. In fact we have several other members who have earned their membership through participation in the ancient rites of drunken/ecstatic wandering through hot coals and tiberium fields. Too many to describe individually, the Outlaws as a whole are depicted in the text and photos embedded within this script. As Outlaws we follow a sacred creed of lifelong... something. It is this bond which will keep the Outlaws an entity which will last... I don't know, a few weeks at least. So check out the pix and have a good time with the wacky people. If you don't we will... beat you to a living pulp (or, to you a pulping live beat).
As of today (the last time I looked at
my page)
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